I don't know about you, but when I first discovered the "Generic Flame Letter"
it quickly became indispensible. Well, the Internet has changed considerably in
recent years; and I think it's pretty safe to say that even the more annoying
netiziens receive much more spam than flame these days. With this in mind,
dev/null is proud to announce...|
The Generic Spam Letter
SUBJECT: HERE IS THE INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED...
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(check all that apply)
___ Reply to this e-mail with the word REMOVE in the subject line,
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___ Reply to this e-mail with the word REMOVE in the subject, the
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