A LONG TIME AGO... ON A NODE FAR , FAR AWAY (FROM PDPVAX)..... D E C W A R S THE FURTHER AND FURTHER ADVENTURES OF LU KE VAXHACKER EPISODE N+3 WHEN WE LAST LEFT LUKE, THE MILLIAMP FA LCON WAS BEING PULLED DOWN TO THE OPEN COLLECTOR OF THE IMPERIAL AREM STAR WOR KSTATION. DEC VADIC SURVEYS THE RELIC AS IMPERIAL FLUNKIES SEARCH FOR PASSENGE RS... "LS SCAN SHOWS NO ONE ABOARD, SIR," WAS THE REPORT. VADIC WAS UNCONVINCED. "SEND A FULLY EQUIPPED NCHECK SQUAD ON BOARD," HE SAID. "I WANT EVERY INODE CHECKED OUT." HE TURNED AROUND (SECONDAR Y CHANNEL) AND STALKED OFF. ON BOARD THE MILLIAMP FALCON, .LUKE WAS PUZZLED. "THEY JUST WALKED IN, LOOKED AROUND AND WALKED OFF," HE SAID. "WHY DI DN'T THEY SEE US?" .CON SMILED. "AN OLD MUNCHKIN TRICK", HE EXPLAINED. "SEE THAT PERIOD IN FRONT OF YOUR NAME?" .LUKE SPUN AROUND, JUST IN TIME TO SEE THE DECIMAL POINT. "WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?" HE ASKED. "SPARE DECIMAL POINTS LYING AROUND FRO M THE LAST TIME I FIXED THE FLOATING POINT ACCELERATOR," SAID .CON. "HANDY F OR SMUGGLING BLOCKS ACROSS FILE SYSTEM BOUNDARYS, BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAV E TO USE THEM ON MYSELF. THEY AREN'T GOING TO BE FOOLED FOR LONG, THOUGH. WE' D BETTER FIGURE A WAY OUTA HERE." ---------------------------------------- AT THIS POINT (.) THE DIALOGUE TENDS TO WEDGE. BEING THE EDITOR AND IN TOTAL CONTROL OF THE SITUATION, I THINK IT W OULD BE BEST IF WE JUST SORT OF GRONK THE NEXT FEW PARAGRAPHS. FOR THOSE WHO CARE, OUR HEROES FIND THEMSELVES IN A TERMINAL ROOM OF THE WORKSTATION, HAV ING THRASHED SEVERAL FLUNKIES TO GET THERE. FOR THE REST OF YOU, JUST KEEP BA NGING THE ROCKS TOGETHER, GUYS. --ED. --------------------------------------- "HOLD ON," SAID CON. "IT SAYS WE HAVE 'N EW MAIL'. IS THAT AN ERROR?" "%SYS-W-NORMAL, NORMAL, SUCCESSFUL COMPL ETION," SAID PDP-1. "DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT. I'VE FOUND THE INODE FOR THE MILLIA MP FALCON. IT'S LOCKED IN KERNAL DATA SPACE. I'LL HAVE TO SLIP IN AND PATC H THE REFERENCE COUNT, ALONE..." HE DISAPPEARED THROUGH A NEARBY ENTRY POINT . MEANWHILE, RS232 FOUND A SERIAL PORT AN D LOGGED IN. HIS BELL STARTED RINGING LOUDLY. "HE KEEPS SAYING, 'SHE'S ON L INE, SHE'S ON LINE'," SAID 3CPU. "I BELIEVE HE MEANS PRINCESS LPA0:. SHE'S BEING HELD ON ONE OF THE PRIVILEDGED LEVELS." --------------------------------------- ONCE AGAIN, THINGS GET STICKY, AND THE D IALOGUE SUFFERS THE MOST DAMAGE. AFTER MUCH HANDWAVING AND GENERAL FLAMING, THE Y AGREE TO RESCUE HER. THEY HEADED FOR THE DETENTION LEVEL, POSING AS FLUNK IES (WHICH IS HARD FOR MOST HACKERS) CLAIMING THAT THEY HAD TRAPPED THE BOOK IE EXECUTING AN ILLEGAL RACKET. THEY REACHED THE BLOCK WHERE THE PRINCESS WA S LOCKED UP AND FOUND ONLY TWO GUARDS IN THE HEADER. --ED. --------------------------------------- "GOOD DAY, EH?" SAID THE FIRST GUARD. "HOW'S IT GOIN', EH?" SAID THE OTHER. "L IKE, WHAT'S THAT, EH?" "PROCESS TRANSFER FROM BLOCK 1138, DEV 1 0/9," SAID CON. "TAKE OFF, IT IS NOT," SAID THE FIRST G UARD. "NOBODY TOLD US ABOUT IT, AND WE'RE NOT MORONS, EH?" AT THIS POINT (.), THE BOOKIE STARTED RAVING WILDLY, CON SHOUTED "LOOK OUT, HE'S LOOSE!" AND THEY ALL STARTED BLAST ING PROMS LEFT AND RIGHT. THE GUARDS STARTED TO CATCH ON AND WERE ABOUT TO ISSUE A GENERAL WAKEUP WHEN THE PROM BLASTERS WERE TURNED ON THEM. "QUICKLY, NOW," SAID CON. "WHAT BUFFER IS SHE IN? IT'S NOT GOING TO TAKE LONG FOR THESE..." THE INTERCOM RECEIVER INTERRUPTED HIM, SO HE TOOK OUT IT'S FIRMWARE WITH A SHORT BLAST. "GUYS TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING IS GOIN' O N," HE CONTINUED... TO BE INTERMINABLE...